Benchies

A group of team mates that enjoy warming up the bench during games. They laugh too much and are occasionally yelled at by coaches and other team mates. But they sure do know how to have one lovely of a time.

A skinny long haired male often mistaken for a lesbian

Always juicy and can be found half naked out the front of mac Donald's or Kmart trying to tick drugs

A word only used by charlatan professors and their adopted chimpanzee apprentices. As slang, the word is mis-used commonly to describe benches, as said apprentices (although, more particularly Luke Triton) have no imagination at all.

cool, fun, or fabulous

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

Nickname to Johnny "The Bench" Automatic.

Bent on the mind and ugly