smoog
A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)
You're so low-res, you're smoog.
smoog
a fart from the penis opposite of queef
last night, when i shoved a pencil into my pee hole, i smooged
smoog
Oral sex involving the male penis.
I just got some smoog yesterday.
smooge
the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.
smooging
1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
smooge
To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.
Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.
smooge
funk from a dog's ass
That dog left smooge on my couch!!