benchnaldo
A word that is used to make fun of the Portuguese football player Cristiano Ronaldo, as he is benched in a lot of matches
Did you watch the euros final?
Yes, benchnaldo was on the bench as usual
Yes, benchnaldo was on the bench as usual
Benchnaldo
Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia
Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then