Smucker Fucker
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker
1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.
2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"
donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"
bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"
Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"
bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"
Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"
donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"
bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"
Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"
bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"
Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
Smuckers Fuckers
A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.