Smuck Fuck
When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
smuck fuck
getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!