Smuf
Super Mega Ugly Fuck.
"Did you talk to Sally today?"
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."
Smuf
A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.
Smufs are weird.
Smuf
Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!
Me, Daniel aka Smuf
Smuffed
What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?
NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
Smuffing
Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys
Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip
Smuffed
When your extremely tired from pulling an all nighter on video games.
"Man I was up all night playing video games, I'm Smuffed"
smuf ugly
When someone is so ugly u call them stupid mother fucking ugly in other words smuf ugly
"that chick is so ugly, she's smuf ugly"