Smuggler's Muffin
When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.
Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.
muffin smuggler
a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
Muffin smuggler
A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
muffin smuggler
a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.
G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!
muffin smuggler
A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...
Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.