Smuggling midgets
A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.
Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.
Midget Smuggling Pants
Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"