smump
1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.
"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."
Smump
Highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. Worse than calling someone a C**t.
If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.
If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.
Emma: OH MY GOD Joe, you are such a smump!!
Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!
Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!
Smump
To kiss
#1- guess what!?
#2- omg what!?
#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :
#2- omg what!?
#1- i totally got smumped out last night! i swear it was the time of mah life :