smurf ass
when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.
That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.
smurf ass bitches
The blue team that gets owned on halo.
red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"
blue team:"........... damn it!"
blue team:"........... damn it!"
Ass Smurf
How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word
Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.