smurf-dingle
a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.
Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.
Dingle Smurf
When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.
Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"