Smurfenburg
Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.
Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"