Smurtle
Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.
Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.
Smurtle
(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.
What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?
Smurtle
A penis fart
Yo, who the fuck just smurtled