smushing
trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
smushing
making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1
girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet
girl 2 runs off crying
scenario 2
guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it
guy 1 and guy 2 high five
girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet
girl 2 runs off crying
scenario 2
guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it
guy 1 and guy 2 high five
smushing
verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
smush-smush
The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH-SMUSH!
smush
the act of having sex
Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night
Smushed
Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.
Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.
smushed
to have sex with someone
So yeah, so then we smushed.