snactive
a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.
Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”
Snactivity
Any activity which may prelude, coincide with or result in snacking
Roasting marshmellows over a campfire is a Snactivity
Paranormal Snactivity
When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.
Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.
You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.
You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.