Snailbate
when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.
She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father
Snailbate
Blowing your nose into your palms and using the mucus as lube to masturbate
I had no lube so I had to snailbate.