snailbsh

A snailbsh is a very rare species of snail who enjoys sucking toes. They will often appear in random places, such as your toes, your appendix, and your underwear. Because they often appear in the appendix, they are the main cause of appendicitis. And are the lead cause of toe fungus infection. There is only one left in the world, and his name is Craig.
Craig is currently in a committed relationship with a man named Quandale Dingle.