Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

俚语	snail eye
释义	Snail Eyes When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer. For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test. You: texting or looking up something on your phone someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes! Snail Eyes When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book. Person 1: reading and texting on their phone Person 2: leans over to look at your phone Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes? Snail Eyes When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes Snail Eye A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence. Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?' Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of' Girl 1 - 'Sort of?' Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!' Snail Eye Syndrome When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks. "How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."
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