snakedick
A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.
Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."
Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"
Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."
Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"
Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."
Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"
Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."
Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"
Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."
snakedick
A highly skilled operator. Able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.
James Bond is a snakedick.
Snakedick
When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.
You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.