Snake Kiss
The act of two or more men pressing their meaduses/meadi (pee holes) together to make them kiss, while at the same time urinating thus causing the hissing sound of snakes.
I was snake kissing my brother the other day and I almost forgot to pee, then we would have just been touching penis holes, ackward...that would have been gay.
Snake's Kiss
When a guy's peeing on his girl and his stream splits in two and both streams perfectly hit both nipples
Guy: Yo baby want me to give you a snake's kiss?
Girl: Yes daddy, I want each areola to tingle!
Girl: Yes daddy, I want each areola to tingle!
Brown Snake Kiss
"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.