Snake's Kiss
When a guy's peeing on his girl and his stream splits in two and both streams perfectly hit both nipples
Guy: Yo baby want me to give you a snake's kiss?
Girl: Yes daddy, I want each areola to tingle!
Girl: Yes daddy, I want each areola to tingle!
Snake Kiss
The act of two or more men pressing their meaduses/meadi (pee holes) together to make them kiss, while at the same time urinating thus causing the hissing sound of snakes.
I was snake kissing my brother the other day and I almost forgot to pee, then we would have just been touching penis holes, ackward...that would have been gay.
Brown Snake Kiss
"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.