snake tonguing
When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
snake tonguing
When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
snake tongue
the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.
n00dles: brb bathroom
clam: okey
n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued
clam: LOLOLOLOLOL
clam: okey
n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued
clam: LOLOLOLOLOL
snake tongue
the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)
I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.
snake tongue urination
When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.
I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.
Snake tonguing
When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”