Snapping Twig
A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.
My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!
Snap my twig
When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.
That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.
Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.
Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.
Twig snap
Performed before oral sex. It is usually a humorous though sometimes awkward/angry situation. When a man with an erect penis bends his member in a downward motion, only to release it as said girl is going down on him, having said penis hit said girl in her face.
dude1: "Yo dude2 Amanda was about to go down on me and I totally Twig snapped her in the cheek"
dude2: "NO WAY!"
dude1: "yeah man she freaked out after it was so funny."
dude2: "NO WAY!"
dude1: "yeah man she freaked out after it was so funny."
snap a twig
To smoke a cigarette.
Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?