snapzon
A direct derivative of the word snapson. This spelling however, has a 1337er feel to it. Also, it can be pronounced as "Snaps on", which in itself instills fear into the hearts of n00bs.
n00b: One time I ate a pie full of dirt. I didn't like very much.
1337: You know why? Cuz you're a n00b! Snapzon!
1337: You know why? Cuz you're a n00b! Snapzon!
Snapzone
Snapzone is when someone didn't snap you back when they were supposed to! It's similar to seenzoned.
Me:I sent John(crush) so many snaps,but he didn't reply.
Friend: He snapzoned you!
Me:What?!
Friend: He snapzoned you!
Me:What?!
Snapzone
When a girl relegates a dude to only talking on Snapchat because she feels little connection with him, but still wants to keep him in her audience. It makes her feel better to not totally blow him off, so she adds him on SC so he can constantly see her stories and give her validation and basically orbit her life and pine for her.
Her: “hey do you have snap?”
Him: “yea”
Her: “add me”
Him: “are you snapzoning me Samantha? I get it you are casting me out to the land of watching your life from the outskirts. I really don’t wanna be in the snapzone 😂”
Him: “yea”
Her: “add me”
Him: “are you snapzoning me Samantha? I get it you are casting me out to the land of watching your life from the outskirts. I really don’t wanna be in the snapzone 😂”