Snar Blunklin
Also known as the "Spicy Sinus Coffee Blumpkin" a Snar Blunklin is the act of taking a dump, drinking coffee with hot sauce either in or on the rim of the coffee mug, and getting a blowjob all at the same time.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
Snar Blunklin
Also known as the "Coffee Sinus Blumpkin," a Snar Blunklin involves drinking coffee with hot sauce on the rim of the mug, or in the coffee itself, while on the toilet, getting a blowjob. If timed right, you will be able to empty your balls, your colon, and your nose sinuses all at the same time. This is what many refer to as a perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his wife waste all their money on sex toys and ecstacy pills, but they've never tried a good ol' Snar Blunklin in the morning. Your entire life will be changed for the better after trying it, trust me.