snarfbuckle
When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.
Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.
snarfbuckler
The weapon used by an animal, usually a cat, pirate.
Avast ye landmeowers! I'll use my Snarfbuckler on you!