snarfbuckler
The weapon used by an animal, usually a cat, pirate.
Avast ye landmeowers! I'll use my Snarfbuckler on you!
snarfbuckle
When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.
Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.