Snarff
To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
Snarff Gobbler
This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you
Snarff
Moron
What a snarff
Snarff
A person who goes around sniffing women’s bicycle seats.
Awww nasty look at the snarff!
Snarff
When u sit in the bathtub, fart and snap at the bubbles with ur mouth
My buddy dan loves to snarff