Snazsm
Sneezing in such a way that it sounds like an orgasm. Often times an "o" face is made thus causing further confusion and awkward moments.
May: *sneezes*
Chris: "Did you just have an orgasm?"
May: "No, I just had a snazsm."
Chris: "Did you just have an orgasm?"
May: "No, I just had a snazsm."