Sneakering
The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.
Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.
Sneaker
A sly person who sneaks out
F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker
L: Ok, sneaker
Sneaker
A sneaky and inconspicuous punch thrown without provocation.
Oh fuck, Catherine gave him a sneaker simply for criticizing her work!
sneaker
a type of shoe, normally light weight and having a rubber sole, designed for casual athletic activity.
I wear sneakers that are not tennis shoes, so fuck you.
sneakers
tennis shoes
"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"
sneaker
Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.
My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
Sneaker
During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.
Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.