Sneaky Fart Suit

When snowboarding in the intense cold or active snowfall, it is advisable to create a seal preventing the entry of such discomforts.

in the event this transpires, you may fart. the fart will encase your body and eventually move towards the only opening, your face. you will receive notice that your sneaky fart suit is zipped up once you can smell it. this may surprise you.

active pressure to the fart suit my lead others to believe that you have a fart mask on, see fart mask.