Sneaky Stiffler
When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.
"Man, that was a great party last night."
"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."
"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."