Sneeky Pete
the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face
I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.
Sneeky Pete
When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"
" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."