sneenis
First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.
The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
Peaky Sneenis
n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.
v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.
Sneenis
The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.
"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"
"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."
"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."