sneeze shart
A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!
Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"
Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.