sneezoning
When you're looking forward to eating something and a third party lacking a reasonable amount of hygiene sneezes on it.
Since I complained about the long wait for my appetizer, the waiter added his own sneezoning before bringing it to my table.
Sneezonings
Seasonings that make you sneeze.
Kneenaw's allergies acted up because of the sneezonings on her fries.
Sneezoning
When you sneeze on your food because it had too many spices but you still hungry.
"The restaurant's chicken was spicy so I accidentally added some sneezoning."