benestick
A walking stick, crutch or other mobility aid used by an individual for the purpose of faking a disability to claim a social security benefit.
Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'
Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'
Look at that bloke running for the bus with his benestick under his arm. I bet he can hardly walk when he goes for his disability allowance review...