Sniffylis

1. A communicable airborne disease (such as the flu or common cold) transmitted between parties by intimate and/or sexual contact. A pathogenic disease that has become an STD.

2. The thanks you get for driving two hours to take care of some sick-ass homeboy.

3. A condition that can only be remedied by large quantities of Emergen-C, rest, and fluids (preferably of the bodily variety). Or by punching babies with a razor.