Snoax
In the South, we have "snow scares" that close down schools, businesses, and interstates. Our local grocery stores are crowded and chaotic, like the world is coming to an end. This is called a "SNOW HOAX" aka a "SNOAX".
This is a SNOAX! The weather man says there would be 4-6 in of snow, however there is a slight dusting of powder on the ground.