Snofu
An alternative phrase for a verbal or physical dispute between two Vegetarians or Vegans. It's a combination of the words "snafu" and "tofu". The word is to be used as an alternative phrase to having a "beef" with someone.
"Hey, Joey! Matt and Greg are having a Snofu in the yard!"
"What's wrong now?"
"They're pissed because there's bacon in the baked beans."
"Shit! Call the cops!"
"What's wrong now?"
"They're pissed because there's bacon in the baked beans."
"Shit! Call the cops!"