Snooper
A Snooper is someone who digs through things that they shouldn't, aren't theirs and they have *NO BUSINESS* with and who then gets all bent out of shape over what they find.
My X looked through my phone and just started deleting phone numbers. Fucking hate Snoopers.
He got back together with his X. After she was moved back into his house, she turned Snooper and read his e-mail over the 6 months they weren't dating/talking/hated-each-other.
She went Snooper on his Facebook to find the girl he'd been fucking, or maybe just knows, or could even be related to. She couldn't tell from Facebook but she was *PISSED* anyway.
He got back together with his X. After she was moved back into his house, she turned Snooper and read his e-mail over the 6 months they weren't dating/talking/hated-each-other.
She went Snooper on his Facebook to find the girl he'd been fucking, or maybe just knows, or could even be related to. She couldn't tell from Facebook but she was *PISSED* anyway.
Snooper
Chewing tabacco, dip.
Hey bro, give me a snooper.
I'mma go pop a snooper in real quick.
Yeah sure bro, just let me slap a snooper in first.
I'mma go pop a snooper in real quick.
Yeah sure bro, just let me slap a snooper in first.
Snooperism
A misspelling or mispronuciation of a word in which two letters are switched. The well-established term Spoonerism refers to the switching of letters or sounds within a phrase. Snooperism refers to the same phenomenon occurring specifically inside a single word. The word Snooperism is itself a Snooperism if one means to say Spoonerism.
A: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" Ha! Didn't you mean to say "dear old queen?" There's a word for such a fumble, isn't there? A Snooperism, right?
B: So what if I uttered a Spoonerism? You fool, you've just committed a Snooperism!
B: So what if I uttered a Spoonerism? You fool, you've just committed a Snooperism!
Cart snooper
A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.
Doodle Snooper
A guy who is taking a peek at blokes dicks in the shower after a rugby game.
"Goodie, Rugby's over. It's shower time"-"Mate, careful, he's a doodle snooper".
"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".
"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".
Snooper Peeper
A person usually in the workplace that snoops and or peeps into your office in the hopes to catch you off-guard doing things you're not suppose to, as to rat you out to your boss.
Fuck! Amy's such a Snooper Peeper!
Snooper-looper
You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.
Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit
Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit
Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper