Snoop Lion
Snoop Lion
The name Calvin Broadus, (formerly "Snoop Dogg") gave himself after smoking so much hardcore dank jamaican kush while simultaneously listening to Bob Marley that he had some kind of weed-enduced epiphany where he came to believe that he actually was Bob Marley.
The name Calvin Broadus, (formerly "Snoop Dogg") gave himself after smoking so much hardcore dank jamaican kush while simultaneously listening to Bob Marley that he had some kind of weed-enduced epiphany where he came to believe that he actually was Bob Marley.
As Snoop inhales from a blunt and then exhales
Snoop- "Nigga, Nigga, Nigga...
Dre- "Whats up ma Nigga"
Snoop- "I shall no longer be the Snoop Dogg, and will forever be known as the Snoop Lion."
Dre- "Nigga.... THE FUCK!?"
Snoop- "Nigga, Nigga, Nigga...
Dre- "Whats up ma Nigga"
Snoop- "I shall no longer be the Snoop Dogg, and will forever be known as the Snoop Lion."
Dre- "Nigga.... THE FUCK!?"
Snoop Lion
When a Snoop evolves into his final, most powerful form. Only achievable by doing what was once thought impossible, actually ODing off cannabis. Being successful at this will turn you into a magnificent Snoop Lion.
Damn nigga, last night I got so high I almost became a Snoop Lion!
Snoop Lion
Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."
"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
Snoop Lion
1. The newest and dumbest idea (as of 2012) by Calvin Broadus to synergize his 3 loves; Whoring himself out to the recording industry, making copius amounts of money off people who have no other drive than to do drugs and him the poverty line as low as possible, and finally to further mastering the art of song writing with as little talent as possible.
2. An offensive attempt by the aforementioned Broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of Caucasians. The latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. Something Broadus himself still struggles to do.
2. An offensive attempt by the aforementioned Broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of Caucasians. The latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. Something Broadus himself still struggles to do.
Q: Did you hear that new Snoop Lion CD?
A: Yep, it was shit. It was so bad Bob Marley's ghost killed himself. This is OK, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. FML!
A: Yep, it was shit. It was so bad Bob Marley's ghost killed himself. This is OK, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. FML!
Snoop Lion
Snoop Doggy Dogg, aka Snoop Dogg, spent some time in Jamaica recently and smoked so much good bud there that he now believes he's the reincarnation of Bob Marley. Therefore, it's only right that he release a Reggae album.
His new moniker for himself during this Reggae phase will be "Snoop Lion".
His new moniker for himself during this Reggae phase will be "Snoop Lion".
"It's not that I wanna become Snoop Dogg on a reggae track," Calvin Broadus said "I wanna bury Snoop Dogg and become Snoop Lion."
Snoop Lion
Snoop Dogg's reggae name, used in his first reggae song; La La La.
It's no surprise that Snoop Lion made a reggae song, considering his love for bud.