Snootch

The So-called "street" way of saying Vagina.

1. Taken from the Jay & Silent Bob routine from the Kevin Smith movies, "snootch" is short for "snootchy bootchy nootchies!" which Jay uses as a general reference for nearly everything. "Snootch" is typically a nonsensical declarative, similar to "dang" or "yes."

2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."

3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}

4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.

5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}

6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.

A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.

A person who smokes other people's marijuana without ever contributing to the cause.

Any female within an establishment (club or bar) that looks like she is possible to shag

1. A peculiar area located on the college age female that, when stimulated, results in incredibly loud moans of pleasure. Stereotypically associated with waking up the neighbors and impressing your bros listening outside the door

2. Can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as "bitch"

Plural: Sneetch

cuddly and peaceful; laughs alot