snorkel porking
When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.
Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."
Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."
Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."
Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
Pork Snorkel
Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.
My girl was diving on me and gave me the Pork Snorkel.
Pork Snorkel
Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.
Dude! Last night, I totally gave this chick a pork snorkel.
Pork Snorkel
The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
Pork Snorkelling
Humourous slang for fellatio.
Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.