Ben Harris

Ben Harris is a midget cunt who is addicted with Ryan Bowen. If he is given a briefcase and is wearing a blazer he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners. He is addicted to shitty games such as: Five NIghts At Freddys, he believes these games are real and often makes references that no one even understands or gives a flying fuck about. He makes several suicide jokes a day and I often want him to just do it. Ben Harris has a solid relationship with Vince Harris, they often engage in sexual interaction and has floated the idea of a threesome with a man named Neil Bowen (His best friend Ryan Bowens dad) He will often violently assault Religious Studies teachers.

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.

Lengers man who loves dark fruits 0.5% alcohol cider and looks like a HAM SANDWICH