snowage
Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)
"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"
snowage
A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)
"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"
snowager
Name for higher powers or vastly superior people.
"Wow! He is such a snowager!!!"
HEAVY SNOWAGE!
A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.
Did you get some snow? No, we got HEAVY SNOWAGE!