Snowball in hell
Snowball in Hell is not only a very fine song by They Might be Giants, it is also a phrase, although a very seldomly used one, that basically means no chance. Since the TMBG song was released, it's become more commonly used in work situations. (See example 2)
Damn. I've got as much chance to pass this test as a snowball in hell.
I know this new "Consultant" asshole is gonna get me laid off.... I feel like a snowball in hell.
I know this new "Consultant" asshole is gonna get me laid off.... I feel like a snowball in hell.
Snowball in hell
No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale
That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.
snowball's chance in hell
Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.
"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."
A snowballs chance in hell
A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.
(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.
a snowballs chance in hell
The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
Snowball's chance in hell
Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.
"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."
Snowball's Chance In Hell
Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.
Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.