Benicia

Benicia is a town in northern California with approximately 28,000 people.CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION: Beh-nee-shah. No Be-Nee-See-Yahh crap please.
1) a skateboard park on the top of Rose Drive, which means you need to have a car to get there.
2) 1 McDonalds, 1 Taco Bell, and 5 Starbucks.
3) 1st Street... and the dock at the end of 1st where all the kids go to smoke pot.
4) 1 high school and 1 middle school. oh, and Liberty.
5) Every teenager says he or she hates this place, but secretly loves it.
6) Countless small beaches.
7) Rich kids.
8) Kids who act rich.
9) Tourists.
10) asses for police officers who give kids tickets for riding in empty parking lots because they have no way to get to the damn skateboard park on rose.

Benicia, aka the B, located in the notorious 707, is the sister city of Vallejo, CA. Where niggaz be goin to Nations just to scrap after football games and where people gotta wear id cards around their neck for security at Benicia High. It is a place where the school district has no money, but still chooses to increase their debt by installing camera surveillance at the high school just to catch those niggaz that always be taggin the walls. It is where people be boeing at sideshows in the industrial park......Oh, and I forgot to mention.......there's hella ripperz

Crappy little town that is located directly next to Vallejo. The cops there have no real crime to deal with, so they prey on people who commit minuscule offenses such as speeding (27mph in a 25mph zone) or assault (someone gets bitch slapped and calls the cops). They're all on a huge power trip. In this town, nearly everyone is white or white washed. Most people are filthy rich or spoiled. Homelessness is illegal, and cops truck the poor bastard over to Vallejo. Most residence are either ghetto-phobes or ghetto mongers.

If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)

If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.

There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.

A small town in California that is polluted by the utter ghettoness that is Vallejo.

the hardest motha fuckin city in the whole motha fuckin state in the whole motha fuckin country in the whole motha fuckin world nigga niggas be gettin in truble for just sittinround by the stairs and we be throwin cupcakes and shit like that and fuckin rappin all day and sippin hen not like a chicken and fuckin poopin in trees holla fashigity my niggity pashizzy

A small town that was once where rich classy people lived, now where it's turning into the ghetto.

A white suburbia town outside of San Francisco that can't understand that they are ghetto.