Snow Ghetto
When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!
Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!
ghetto snow day
A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
Ghetto snow
When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!