Snow goggles
Thinking a girl is good looking in snow gear but looks like a snow monster without it.
"Snow goggles are killing me! I thought the girl I met was hot in all her gear. She looked like a yeti back at the cabin after she took her gear off."
Alaskan Snow Goggles
To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets
Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles